![]() 11/17/2014 at 09:43 • Filed to: polandball | ![]() | ![]() |
![]() 11/17/2014 at 09:44 |
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so true
![]() 11/17/2014 at 09:47 |
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You guys ruined cheddar too.
![]() 11/17/2014 at 09:51 |
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Once upon a time in America (see what I did there?) I was offered a choice of cheese. There were two. Swiss and American. Both appeared to be plastic.
![]() 11/17/2014 at 10:05 |
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This is an outrage to the state of Wisconsin.
![]() 11/17/2014 at 10:09 |
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Anyone tried to serve me spray/squirty cheese, they'd need an emergency room to remove it from their butt.
I love cheese, all Cheddars, Double Gloucester, Lancashire, Red Leicester, Gouda, Edam, Gruyere, etc...
![]() 11/17/2014 at 10:11 |
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Is there any more damning evidence that it should be avoided?
#GoudaseKaasIsBestKaas
![]() 11/17/2014 at 10:50 |
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True, the state cheese of Wisconsin is the cheese curd.
![]() 11/17/2014 at 11:08 |
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America never embraced cheese as a luxury item (not until years later). We always just thought of it was a very cheap way to condense calories.
That being said, America is FUCKING AWESOME at making dirt-cheap nutritious "cheese" for far less cost than any other country.
![]() 11/17/2014 at 11:45 |
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You shut your whore mouth.
![]() 11/17/2014 at 11:47 |
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As someone from Wisconsin - I am outraged. We make real cheese here too. Some of the best in the nation.
![]() 11/17/2014 at 12:22 |
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very true.
![]() 11/17/2014 at 12:42 |
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And thus we get the additional damning evidence that we needed. :)
![]() 11/17/2014 at 13:10 |
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I hope your car gets turned into a first-generation Prius with a bad TPMS sensor.
![]() 11/17/2014 at 14:27 |
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That's not the worst thing it could turn into, to be honest.
#PushingButtonsOfCheeseheads
![]() 11/17/2014 at 18:04 |
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bitch I will cut you
![]() 11/17/2014 at 19:59 |
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![]() 11/18/2014 at 14:02 |
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Don't gotta come at you, we have deer rifles.
Though Granddad was a bit of a nut - he used to deer hunt with a .300 Holland and Holland magnum. He could have hit one at 1000 yards and still turn it into chunky salsa.
![]() 11/18/2014 at 15:44 |
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And down in The South(tm), we have those too.
Daddy don't care, he still shoots that target out there at 2000 yards with a Barrett M82A1. He doesn't do it all that often because someone's got to make his .50BMG rounds for him.
#YouDoKnowYouWerentSupposedToTakeThisWholeThreadSeriously
![]() 11/18/2014 at 16:07 |
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WELL NOW YOU TELL ME